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excuse me pardon me oh I’m sorry I didn’t see the thousand of you sitting there with your nubs all belinked

in fact i really do think you should think more about the people who might be blundering through here. i have several hundred suggestions for better places you might want to gather

please. stop shouting. it’s like you aren’t even willing to have the debate

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I was at the library over the weekend, and they have all kinds...

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I was at the library over the weekend, and they have all kinds of crazy books there! I was browsing the ‘eroticized autobiography’ section, hoping to find some inspiration, when I came across THIS book by RYAN NORTH.

Inside the front cover, the dedication starts right up with an indication of what’s to come:

This book is shouted from the rooftops at all the haters, all the squares, all the sugar-pushers, all the downtown cruisers, all the eagle-boys, all the late-night mamas, all the daddies with their packs on, all the servers, all the waiters, all the rack babies, all the dollar hustlers, all the soda jerkoffs, all the brownstains, all the bronyboys, all the nerdlovers, all the sandy wigglers, and all the 3am jonesin’ candyattic crashers who made this ride as real as it got.

I think that last bit is a reference to Joey Comeau but as for the rest ???

I wanted to check it out and read more but it was ‘REFERENCE ONLY’ and also it was really, like, sticky? That may have just been my library’s copy BUT in the colophon it also says:

Titles set in Ostrich Sans

Text set in Curlz MT

Coated in Rio Grande sticky wax

Each copy kissed by the author or his representative

I’ve already got ENOUGH copies of stuff kissed by Ryan or his representative so I said NO THANK YOU

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